Lindsey Graham Explains Why It’s Ok For Trump To Be A Jerk: “When We Play Golf, It’s Fun”

Lindsey Graham spent an entire election calling Trump a horrible person "unfit" to be President and now he's Trump's little puppet.


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Here’s Lindsey Graham golfing

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For almost a year now, Donald Trump has continued to attack Senator John McCain that, as a reminder, has been dead since August. Regardless of the late lawmaker currently no longer being capable of breathing, the president has continued his personal attacks for refusing to vote against the Affordable Care Act, making fund of his academic performance, and whining like a bitch – he complained that he “did not receive a ‘thank-you”’ for giving McCain “the sort of funeral he desired.”  Just recently while in Japan, the White House moved the USS John S. McCain, from Trump’s line of vision for fear that Trump would start to act like a petulant child, a directive Trump claims that he didn’t know about but supported because of course – he’s a dick.

Most people see all this as yet further evidence as to why Trump is un-electable (again) as President. But for Senator Lindsey Graham, McCain’s closest Senate friend – it seems to be no big deal.  Despite attacking his close friend and war hero while being DEAD and unable to attack back – Senator Graham excuses Trump’s behavior because …. “I don’t like what he says about John McCain,” Graham told Bloomberg “But when we play golf, it’s fun. And I think he’s seen my ability to help him, that I can actually help put deals together.”

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Well at least playing golf with Trump is fun Lindsey.

There was a time before the senator from South Carolina was a spineless coward, but all he’s been for the past two years is Trump’s bitch – after all – he has an election coming up in South Carolina where they don’t take too kindly to people with teeth, political courage or intelligence.  I can almost hear the sound of a white male redneck wearing his MAGA hat spitting his chewed up snuff into a cup saying “we don’t take too kindly to your type here” in the kind of accent that implies he only dates family.

Here’s when Graham said Trump was “unfit for office”

Here’s when Graham was “disgusted” by the “‘race-baiting, xenophobic religious” etc etc that Trump is:

But now?  When asked about any Democratic attempts to impeach Trump, he’s said, “I think it would be disposed of very quickly,” doing his best impression of the dwarf from Fantasy Island who yelled “the plane, the plane”.  “If it’s based on the Mueller report, or anything like that, it would be quickly disposed of,” Graham said to the Hill.

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In January 2017, Graham said tariffs on Mexico were unacceptable – a “big-time bad thought .” And Graham was the primary (and only) Republican to publicly support Trump’s insane plan to hit on our allies to the south with levies “till they up their game to help us with our boundary crisis.”  Graham now has a Democratic challenger whose entire campaign focuses on how Graham is a spineless coward.  But once again – this is South Carolina.

Trump Plays Golf As Country Mourns John McCain’s Death

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